This tongue-in-cheek manifesto is a humorous look at the nation's hottest subculture, and the essential guide to achieve the guido lifestyle. Complete with sections on how to look and act like a guido, how to perform dance moves, interact with strangers, and behave at clubs like a guido, a complete guide to gui-dos and gui-don'ts, and much more -- fist-pump with the best of them and prepare yourself to reach maximum guidofication! Also includes full-color images, graphs, and charts throughout!